Sweet, I'm Going Crazy

[breezeshadow]

So I finally was convinced that eating dinner was important and got up to rummage for food. As I was walking toward the door, I passed near my sneaker.

Except my brain didn't register it as a sneaker. Instead, it registered it as a huge raw shrimp just laying on my floor.

I jumped a mile, and it was likely that motion that made my brain go "Oh. Ha! Just kidding! Just your sneaker!"

And then it almost happened again. My mind is utterly convinced that that shoe over there is actually a raw shrimp. The size of a freakin' SHOE.

Mistaking my shoes for the cat, even when I am away from home, was dumb enough. Now I'm mistaking them for things that don't make even the slightest sense at all.

I think I will mention this to my psychiatrist because hell, she doesn't think I'm crazy ALREADY, right?

Back to studying for Bioprocess engineering.

Also Giant shrimp need to appear in one of my stories. Jus' sayin'. Also I dreamt last night that I was on the run from the mob and they tried to gas me. Maybe today is just a bad brain day.

Sorry for the short silly post, but really, I'm too busy to have a life right now. IF that makes sense. It probably doesn't.

Until next time, tschuess.

Comments

[raze]

Glad you'll be able to talk to your psychiatrist about this; it is SUCH an unsettling thing to have happen. My brain has increasingly been doing this lately; yesterday it decided a leaf was the head of some sort of viper. I found it funny that this startled me as badly as it did because a) of course there are no vipers in the area and b) if there was, is the bodyless head of one really a significant threat?